Confession Bear

I GET MY HAIRCUT AT A SPANISH BARBER BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATION

I GET MY HAIRCUT AT A SPANISH BARBER BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATION  Confession Bear

If it is culturally accepted for you to have to rely on tips at your work to make a living I immediately assume you live in a shit country

If it is culturally accepted for you to have to rely on tips at your work to make a living I immediately assume you live in a shit country  Confession Bear

I give oral sex to my GF every morning searching for a drop of urine

I give oral sex to my GF every morning searching for a drop of urine  Confession Bear

I like to stare at men's thumbs to try to figure out what their penises look like.

I like to stare at men's thumbs to try to figure out what their penises look like.   Confession Bear

When I slept over at my friend's house, his mom forced me to sleep in her master bed while she slept in the living room I was so horny that I masturbated there.

When I slept over at my friend's house, his mom forced me to sleep in her master bed while she slept in the living room I was so horny that I masturbated there.  Confession Bear

I hate twitter for causing a narcissistic generation but I love that I can now stalk my dating prospects

I hate twitter for causing a narcissistic generation  but I love that I can now stalk my dating prospects  Confession Bear

If someone my age says "what's good kid" I think their a child

If someone my age says

I regularly can't decide what time to put on the microwave So I just split the difference of the two numbers

I regularly can't decide what time to put on the microwave So I just split the difference of the two numbers  Confession Bear

I once watched my cousin take a shit and she never found out

I once watched my cousin take a shit and she never found out  Confession Bear

I created this alternative account so I can be a dick and say what I really feel about Reddit posts.

I created this alternative account  so I can be a dick and say what I really feel about Reddit posts.  Confession Bear
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