Confession Bear

I only pick up my dog's poop If someone can see me

I only pick up my dog's poop If someone can see me  Confession Bear

I always fart right before I get off an elevator Because I like to watch the other people become skeptical of each other

I always fart right before I get off an elevator Because I like to watch the other people become skeptical of each other   Confession Bear

Actually Baby Your Mom is a Stupid Bitch and I Hate Her

Actually Baby Your Mom is a Stupid Bitch and I Hate Her  Confession Bear

MY BROTHER IS ON DRUGS BECAUSE I GAVE HIM THE NUMBER OF A DRUG DEALER IN OUR TOWN.

MY BROTHER IS ON DRUGS BECAUSE I GAVE HIM THE NUMBER OF A DRUG DEALER IN OUR TOWN.  Confession Bear

I'm only going to make confession bears from now on That way I feel good no matter how many upvotes I get

I'm only going to make confession bears from now on That way I feel good no matter how many upvotes I get  Confession Bear

I like working as a garbage man Because it gives me space to sit comfortably on the subway

I like working as a garbage man Because it gives me space to sit comfortably on the subway  Confession Bear

Anytime I see a university student wearing a snapback in class I automatically think of them as less intelligent

Anytime I see a university student wearing a snapback in class I automatically think of them as less intelligent  Confession Bear

When I see a comment that has a lot of downvotes I add mine to the pile.

When I see a comment that has a lot of downvotes I add mine to the pile.  Confession Bear

When feminism comes up in class i don't take it seriously

When feminism comes up in class i don't take it seriously  Confession Bear

I browse depressing AskReddit posts for material to use in confession bear memes.

I browse depressing AskReddit posts for material to use in confession bear memes.  Confession Bear
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