Confession Bear

if you ask me if I need my receipt i assume you are trying to scam me somehow

if you ask me if I need my receipt i assume you are trying to scam me somehow  Confession Bear

when someone asks you what you do for a living and your response is "Well, it's a little hard to explain..." i immediately assume you're a pretentious dick

when someone asks you what you do for a living and your response is

I think it is shitty to try and reap karma from a dead relative On the fucking day they die..

I think it is shitty to try and reap karma from a dead relative On the fucking day they die..  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy the smell Of my own farts

I actually enjoy the smell Of my own farts  Confession Bear

If I didn't like your favorite team before I met you Then I'm still going to hope that they lose

If I didn't like your favorite team before I met you Then I'm still going to hope that they lose  Confession Bear

I'm just waiting For someone to buy me reddit gold

I'm just waiting For someone to buy me reddit gold  Confession Bear

I bought a laptop so i can have a computer in bed

I bought a laptop so i can have a computer in bed  Confession Bear

I spend time Seeking approval from anonymous strangers

I spend time  Seeking approval from anonymous strangers  Confession Bear

I CANT LOOK AT A WOMAN WITHOUT CHECKING OUT HER ASS

I CANT LOOK AT A WOMAN WITHOUT CHECKING OUT HER ASS  Confession Bear

i don't know what a mante te'o is and i'm afraid if i learned i will regret the time wasted

i don't know what a mante te'o is and i'm afraid if i learned i will regret the time wasted  Confession Bear
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