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Sometimes I put on a mask and funnel a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole then I go to a public place and just explode in front of everyone

Sometimes I put on a mask and funnel a quarter gallon of milk into my butthole then I go to a public place and just explode in front of everyone Confession Bear
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I have sex on my roommates bed, because his bed is more comfortable then mine.

I have sex on my roommates bed, because his bed is more comfortable then mine. Confession Bear
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I like going to weddings Because i get a kick out of being prettier than the bride

I like going to weddings Because i get a kick out of being prettier than the bride Confession Bear
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I don't my brother getting fatter because he is letting me wear his pants that are too small for him

I don't my brother getting fatter because he is letting me wear his pants that are too small for him Confession Bear
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a human wrestled me for some sandwiches i threw the fight because he looked really hungry. then i ate him.

a human wrestled me for some sandwiches i threw the fight because he looked really hungry. then i ate him. Confession Bear
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I told my boyfriend that one of my best friends died, so he would finally show me some affection without me having to literally ask for it.

I told my boyfriend that one of my best friends died, so he would finally show me some affection without me having to literally ask for it. Confession Bear
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I anxiously awaited for the finale of "Joe Millionaire"

I anxiously awaited for the finale of
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I watched my friend's pencil roll off his desk I did nothing

I watched my friend's pencil roll off his desk I did nothing Confession Bear
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I spoiled last night's episode of Game of Thrones for those who haven't seen it yet.

I spoiled last night's episode of Game of Thrones for those who haven't seen it yet. Confession Bear
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I dislike weddings and kids so much because it's all I have ever wanted

I dislike weddings and kids so much because it's all I have ever wanted Confession Bear
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