Confession Bear

I pee in the shower Every single time

I pee in the shower Every single time  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I was female just so I could pull out my tits for instant link karma

Sometimes I wish I was female just so I could pull out my tits for instant link karma  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my GF is passed out drunk I jack off onto her face because I'm bored

Sometimes when my GF is passed out drunk I jack off onto her face because I'm bored   Confession Bear

I act like I don't understand the material so people don't ask me for help

I act like I don't understand the material so people don't ask me for help  Confession Bear

If your reply to a facebook post is only a few seconds old I automatically think that you are posting bullshit

If your reply to a facebook post is only a few seconds old I automatically think that you are posting bullshit  Confession Bear

I never post on Reddit because I'm afraid I'll get banned.

I never post on Reddit because I'm afraid I'll get banned.  Confession Bear

I outwardly judge people who dress up their dogs But I actually think Spot looks really cute in that sweater

I outwardly judge people who dress up their dogs But I actually think Spot looks really cute in that sweater  Confession Bear

I didn't properly pronounce "wow" and "woah" until my freshman year in university.

I didn't properly pronounce

I keep a recycle bin to impress my hippie friends... But I throw it all in the dumpster because I'm too lazy to drive to the recycling center.

I keep a recycle bin to impress my hippie friends... But I throw it all in the dumpster because I'm too lazy to drive to the recycling center.  Confession Bear

I hate fucking cats

I hate  fucking cats  Confession Bear
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