Confession Bear

I teach people not to kick choir boys in the chin Because I'm terrified of castration

I teach people not to kick choir boys in the chin Because I'm terrified of castration  Confession Bear

If this makes the front page I'll drop a bowling ball from 5 feet up onto my nutsack

If this makes the front page I'll drop a bowling ball from 5 feet up onto my nutsack  Confession Bear

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE CONFESSION BEAR

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE CONFESSION BEAR  Confession Bear

I think it's morbid to have children reenact the Boston Massacre

I think it's morbid  to have children reenact the Boston Massacre  Confession Bear

When i feel fat i walk into a plus size store to make me feel better about myself

When i feel fat i walk into a plus size store to make me feel better about myself  Confession Bear

Any time I see a picture of a guy I don't know on Facebook I automatically assume he is a douchebag

Any time I see a picture of a guy I don't know on Facebook I automatically assume he is a douchebag  Confession Bear

I DRESS ROUGH TO REDUCE MY CHANCES OF GETTING MUGGED

I DRESS ROUGH TO REDUCE MY CHANCES OF GETTING MUGGED  Confession Bear

I hate when confession bear titles are "I can't be the only one."

I hate when confession bear titles are

I had all my genital warts burned off but they won't heal because I masturbate too much

I had all my genital warts burned off but they won't heal because I masturbate too much  Confession Bear

I'm a 27 year old man who read, "The fault in our stars." And I cried like a little girl.

I'm a 27 year old man who read,
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