Confession Bear

Every day, I wish I would die in a freak accident Because I'm too afraid to kill myself

Every day, I wish I would die in a freak accident Because I'm too afraid to kill myself  Confession Bear

I don't like musicals

I don't like musicals  Confession Bear

As a teen I accidentally used the term blue balls in front of my ESL parents and explained it away as "Not being able to get what you want"

As a teen I accidentally used the term blue balls in front of my ESL parents and explained it away as

i saw a woman get raped by 5 men and didnt report her to the authorities for the crime of sex before marriage

i saw a woman get raped by 5 men and didnt report her to the authorities for the crime of sex before marriage  Confession Bear

My fifteen year old cousin fingered me when I was ten I tried to hook up with her again on my 13th birthday

My fifteen year old cousin fingered me when I was ten I tried to hook up with her again on my 13th birthday  Confession Bear

I work with a mentally handicapped person And it's the funniest thing I've ever experienced

I work with a mentally handicapped person  And it's the funniest thing I've ever experienced  Confession Bear

95% of my texts Are sent from the toilet

95% of my texts Are sent from the toilet  Confession Bear

I've missed my cakeday 2 years in a row because I dont know when my cakeday is and I feel stupid to ask how to find out.

I've missed my cakeday 2 years in a row because I dont know when my cakeday is and I feel stupid to ask how to find out.   Confession Bear

I'm only making this to get karma on my cakeday

I'm only making this to get karma on my cakeday  Confession Bear

I dont care if its pronounced "Jif" I am still saying "Gif"

I dont care if its pronounced
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