Confession Bear

I'm a straight, grown-ass man Stuff like this makes me cry

I'm a straight, grown-ass man Stuff like this makes me cry  Confession Bear

I hate when people make success kid memes about something serious such as drug abuse or getting beaten

I hate when people make success kid memes about something serious such as drug abuse or getting beaten  Confession Bear

I never get hangovers but I pretend I do if everyone else is complaining about theirs

I never get hangovers but I pretend I do if everyone else is complaining about theirs  Confession Bear

I would like to believe in god Because all the christians I know are happy with their lives

I would like to believe in god Because all the christians I know are happy with their lives  Confession Bear

I DOn'T CARE About the canadian astronaut on the iss anymore

I DOn'T CARE About the canadian astronaut on the iss anymore  Confession Bear

I watch the Superbowl For the commercials

I watch the Superbowl For the commercials  Confession Bear

i would love to never again hear about beyonce

i would love to never again hear about beyonce  Confession Bear

I fantasize about murdering all of the ghetto people on my bus

I fantasize about murdering all of the ghetto people on my bus  Confession Bear

If you own a pug I assume that you are really annoying and stupid

If you own a pug I assume that you are really annoying and stupid  Confession Bear

I pee sitting down and I'm a guy

I pee sitting down and I'm a guy  Confession Bear
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