Confession Bear

When I see a meme that makes me feel depressed I automatically downvote it

When I see a meme that makes me feel depressed I automatically downvote it  Confession Bear

I flip off little kids at the mall In hopes they will do it at home

I flip off little kids at the mall In hopes they will do it at home
  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I DON'T TURN THE FAN ON WHEN I POOP JUST TO SEE HOW BAD IT SMELLS

SOMETIMES I DON'T TURN THE FAN ON WHEN I POOP JUST TO SEE HOW BAD IT SMELLS  Confession Bear

MY WHITE GOODOO SHOES ARE ONLY WHITE ON THE BOTTOM

MY WHITE GOODOO SHOES ARE ONLY WHITE ON THE BOTTOM  Confession Bear

Whenver you talk about a 'friend' I assume they are a stoner

Whenver you talk about a 'friend' I assume they are a stoner  Confession Bear

I drive around my neighborhood at night So I can look into all the open windows with the lights on

I drive around my neighborhood at night So I can look into all the open windows with the lights on  Confession Bear

If you get married before the age of 27 I think you have serious mental issues

If you get married before the age of 27 I think you have serious mental issues  Confession Bear

When a childhood friend facebooks me I immediately check to see if they are hot

When a childhood friend facebooks me I immediately check to see if they are hot  Confession Bear

I want marijuana to be legal just so stoners will shut up about it being illegal.

I want marijuana to be legal just so stoners will shut up about it being illegal.  Confession Bear

Uses weights at the gym Changes them to heaviest setting so everyone thinks I'm stronger than I am

Uses weights at the gym Changes them to heaviest setting so everyone thinks I'm stronger than I am  Confession Bear
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