Confession Bear

Actually... I prefer smaller penises

Actually... I prefer smaller penises  Confession Bear

Just found out my wife is pregnant. I haven't had the guts to tell her I wanted to end our relationship before she got pregnant.

Just found out my wife is pregnant.  I haven't had the guts to tell her I wanted to end our relationship before she got pregnant.   Confession Bear

I make all my soups with chicken bouillon I'm a vegetarian

I make all my soups with chicken bouillon I'm a vegetarian  Confession Bear

I fucked up bad and my gf of five years threatened break up I used knowledge of psychology to turn it round and now she is apologising to me

I fucked up bad and my gf of five years threatened break up I used knowledge of psychology to turn it round and now she is apologising to me  Confession Bear

Walk in de Paul's like "What up, I gotta shit.. FUCK!" "Ah, I just dumped an actual shit in a thrift shop."

Walk in de Paul's like

When I can't remember the last time I cleaned my room That's when I know it's time to clean my room

When I can't remember the last time I cleaned my room That's when I know it's time to clean my room  Confession Bear

I think The NSA is great

I think  The NSA is great   Confession Bear

After the divorce my dad fell into alcoholism and abandoned us 23 years ago. He is homeless now, perhaps dead. I never knew how to help and didn't try. Fathers Day is generally a little sad for me every year.

After the divorce my dad fell into alcoholism and abandoned us 23 years ago. He is homeless now, perhaps dead. I never knew how to help and didn't try.  Fathers Day is generally a little sad for me every year.   Confession Bear

I convinced my little sister to give me a blowjob when we were young Now she gets harrassed and called a whore because she thought blowjobs were no big deal to give to her boyfriends on their first dates

I convinced my little sister to give me a blowjob when we were young Now she gets harrassed and called a whore because she thought blowjobs were no big deal to give to her boyfriends on their first dates  Confession Bear

When my posts get downvoted badly I delete them so no one knows I failed

When my posts get downvoted badly I delete them so no one knows I failed  Confession Bear
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