Confession Bear

Our bathroom scale is light by 20lbs My wife doesn't know and I'm not going to tell her because it makes her feel better after having 2 kids

Our bathroom scale is light by 20lbs My wife doesn't know and I'm not going to tell her because it makes her feel better after having 2 kids  Confession Bear

If you have a shaved head I automatically assume you're a neo-nazi

If you have a shaved head I automatically assume you're a neo-nazi  Confession Bear

My friends are learning about memes for the first time And I don't have the heart to tell them how bad those memes are

My friends are learning about memes for the first time And I don't have the heart to tell them how bad those memes are  Confession Bear

My Dad sends me money at college for food I use it on drugs and steal food.

My Dad sends me money at college for food I use it on drugs and steal food.  Confession Bear

I offered to help the really cute girl I like write the valedictorian speech Because I'm too chicken shit to ask her out, and so I pretend each meet-up is a date

I offered to help the really cute girl I like write the valedictorian speech Because I'm too chicken shit to ask her out, and so I pretend each meet-up is a date  Confession Bear

I went to a user's submission history And downvoted everything because he was being a dick on the thread i was reading.

I went to a user's submission history And downvoted everything because he was being a dick on the thread i was reading.  Confession Bear

i send one of my employees on unnecessary business trips all the time so that i can sleep with his wife more often

i send one of my employees on unnecessary business trips all the time so that i can sleep with his wife more often  Confession Bear

I think turbans Look ridiculous

I think turbans Look ridiculous  Confession Bear

i love when national tragedies happen because i get to stop working and watch tv for hours in the break room instead

i love when national tragedies happen because i get to stop working and watch tv for hours in the break room instead  Confession Bear

Sometimes I really enjoy stuff posted on r/cringe

Sometimes I really enjoy stuff posted on r/cringe  Confession Bear
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