Confession Bear

If I hear you listening to Lil Wayne and you're not black I assume you're a mega douche

If I hear you listening to Lil Wayne and you're not black I assume you're a mega douche   Confession Bear

I told my son that my moms vibrator was a sneeze machine

I told my son that my moms vibrator was  a sneeze machine  Confession Bear

I dropped the screw in the tuna

I dropped the screw in the tuna  Confession Bear

sometimes I intentionally piss off my girlfriend just so we can have make-up sex

sometimes I intentionally piss off my girlfriend just so we can have make-up sex  Confession Bear

My girlfriend cheated on me So I fired her dad and now he is bankrupt

My girlfriend cheated on me  So I fired her dad and now he is bankrupt   Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish my mother and brother would die So I wouldn't feel guilty if I killed myself

Sometimes I wish my mother and brother would die So I wouldn't feel guilty if I killed myself  Confession Bear

Whenever a bible pusher comes up to me on the street I act like I'm possessed by a devil like Emily Rose

Whenever a bible pusher comes up to me on the street I act like I'm possessed by a devil like Emily Rose  Confession Bear

When I'm driving and I see you running I always check you out

When I'm driving and I see you running I always check you out  Confession Bear

I never paid for an MCR album But I'm going to bitch to my friends about their break-up

I never paid for an MCR album But I'm going to bitch to my friends about their break-up  Confession Bear

I've been on reddit for over a year and I have very little karma I'm too afraid to post anything

I've been on reddit for over a year and I have very little karma I'm too afraid to post anything  Confession Bear
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