Confession Bear

The Actual Advice Mallard Is becoming overused just like this was

The Actual Advice Mallard Is becoming overused just like this was  Confession Bear

I get excited after pooping Because I like to stand up and see what kind of poop it was

I get excited after pooping Because I like to stand up and see what kind of poop it was  Confession Bear

I broke a girls arm when i was 8 when I threw a baseball bat. I pretended it was an accident and I was sorry. It wasn't, and I'm still not.

I broke a girls arm when i was 8 when I threw a baseball bat. I pretended it was an accident and I was sorry.  It wasn't, and I'm still not.  Confession Bear

Back in 10th grade... I tried to sleep with my cousin...

Back in 10th grade... I tried to sleep with my cousin...  Confession Bear

Sometimes I just think Fuck you redditors

Sometimes I just think Fuck you redditors  Confession Bear

I don't feel safe on a plane unless there's been a plane crash within the past month

I don't feel safe on a plane unless there's been a plane crash within the past month  Confession Bear

Whenever I order delivery when I'm alone I always order two meals so it looks like I have friends over

Whenever I order delivery when I'm alone I always order two meals so it looks like I have friends over  Confession Bear

I don't give a shit about football, but I pretend to like the Superbowl to connect with family

I don't give a shit about football, but I pretend to like the Superbowl to connect with family  Confession Bear

I only watch the Super Bowl For the commercials

I only watch the Super Bowl For the commercials  Confession Bear

I fapped to Beyonce during the half time show

I fapped to Beyonce during the half time show
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