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When my son is being a jerk, I add his PC to a temporary IP ban list on the router, and blame Comcast.

When my son is being a jerk, I add his PC to a temporary IP ban list on the router, and blame Comcast. Confession Bear
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I convinced my 5yr old that gnomes live in the walls and make lights and everything work she hunts them for hours, looking for "gnome holes" with a small net, trying to catch one to build her magical toys Dragons nest in the ceilings, too. Noisy kids that

I convinced my 5yr old that gnomes live in the walls and make lights and everything work she hunts them for hours, looking for
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Back in 8th grade, i saw a 7th grader in my neighborhood kicking a stray dog mercilessly so i went over to his house while he was gone and destroyed his xbox & games

Back in 8th grade, i saw a 7th grader in my neighborhood kicking a stray dog mercilessly so i went over to his house while he was gone and destroyed his xbox & games Confession Bear
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A girl at school was bullying my sister a grade lower I punched her in the face in a crowded hallway and no one knows who did it.

A girl at school was bullying my sister a grade lower I punched her in the face in a crowded hallway and no one knows who did it. Confession Bear
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It gives me joy when kids are crying in public because that means their parents didn't give into their shit

It gives me joy when kids are crying in public because that means their parents didn't give into their shit Confession Bear
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If you see me leave the women's restroom with cleaning spray That's a cover story. I hate pooping in men's rooms.

If you see me leave the women's restroom with cleaning spray That's a cover story. I hate pooping in men's rooms. Confession Bear
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When big people say they are "fat and proud" I immediately assume they have given up

When big people say they are
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My boss thinks I have a second job that I work on the weekends but really I just don't want to work weekends

My boss thinks I have a second job that I work on the weekends but really I just don't want to work weekends Confession Bear
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On my brother's 11th birtday, I sent him a fake letter of admission for Hogwarts When he found out it was fake he cried for months. Nobody knows it was me.

On my brother's 11th birtday, I sent him a fake letter of admission for Hogwarts When he found out it was fake he cried for months. Nobody knows it was me. Confession Bear
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I ate a whole family of campers and now I have a taste for it

I ate a whole family of campers and now I have a taste for it Confession Bear
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