Confession Bear

When you say "All men are pigs" based on your shitty ex I automatically think less of you.

When you say

I never seed my files after torrenting them

I never seed my files after torrenting them  Confession Bear

I like facebook because I used to be fat as a kid and now I get to watch the skinny kids chunk out

I like facebook because I used to be fat as a kid and now I get to watch the skinny kids chunk out  Confession Bear

People think I'm outgoing But I'm really a shy kid with an alcohol problem

People think I'm outgoing But I'm really a shy kid with an alcohol problem  Confession Bear

I'm winning employee of the month at work Because I am sleeping with my boss

I'm winning employee of the month at work Because I am sleeping with my boss  Confession Bear

I enjoy it when people touch my phone's screen Because I ejaculate on it

I enjoy it when people touch my phone's screen Because I ejaculate on it  Confession Bear

i drunk drive in school zones in hopes of hitting kids and ruining people's lives lol

i drunk drive in school zones in hopes of hitting kids and ruining people's lives lol  Confession Bear

I wish Denis Leary was dead instead of Bill Hicks.

I wish Denis Leary was dead instead of Bill Hicks.  Confession Bear

I feel like saying something so I'll pretend its a big deal and I'm getting if off my chest.

I feel like saying something so I'll pretend its a big deal and I'm getting if off my chest.  Confession Bear

I NEVER have or ever will talk to my girlfriend about reddit Because she thinks i'm funny

I NEVER have or ever will talk to my girlfriend about reddit Because she thinks i'm funny  Confession Bear
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