Confession Bear

I don't think Taco Bell's Fire Sauce is really that hot

I don't think Taco Bell's Fire Sauce is really that hot  Confession Bear

When I adjust weights at the gym I push the pin in fast to emulate the sound of a sword being sheathed

When I adjust weights at the gym I push the pin in fast to emulate the sound of a sword being sheathed  Confession Bear

I browse /r/funny/new for things that will never make the front page For my Facebook status

I browse /r/funny/new for things that will never make the front page For my Facebook status  Confession Bear

I LOVE IT WHEN I BREAK GIRLS' HEARTS

I LOVE IT WHEN I BREAK GIRLS' HEARTS  Confession Bear

I tell people I don't want kids But in reality, I'm more afraid of them coming out with a disability

I tell people I don't want kids But in reality, I'm more afraid of them coming out with a disability  Confession Bear

My bedside table is full of condoms And i havent opened any of them

My bedside table is full of condoms And i havent opened any of them  Confession Bear

I made up something because I think it will get upvotes

I made up something because I think it will get upvotes  Confession Bear

My parents Pay for my education

My parents Pay for my education  Confession Bear

I constantly fantasize about being murdered So my friends won't hate me for committing suicide.

I constantly fantasize about being murdered So my friends won't hate me for committing suicide.  Confession Bear

When my waiter friends tell me they got stiffed on a tip I assume it's because they gave bad service

When my waiter friends tell me they got stiffed on a tip I assume it's because they gave bad service  Confession Bear
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