Confession Bear

I sit down to pee Because I'm too lazy to stand

I sit down to pee Because I'm too lazy to stand  Confession Bear

i am sick and fucking tired of seth mcfarlane putting musical numbers in his tv shows

i am sick and fucking tired of seth mcfarlane putting musical numbers in his tv shows  Confession Bear

i don't like glitter

i don't like glitter  Confession Bear

I know nothing bad is going to happen tomorrow... but I'm a teensy bit nervous just the same

I know nothing bad is going to happen tomorrow... but I'm a teensy bit nervous just the same  Confession Bear

I tell my boyfriend I'm going to sleep so i can reddit all night without having to talk to him

I tell my boyfriend I'm going to sleep so i can reddit all night without having to talk to him  Confession Bear

My one major phobia is fucked up appendages.

My one major phobia is fucked up appendages.  Confession Bear

I would rather masturbate Than have sex with my wife

I would rather masturbate Than have sex with my wife   Confession Bear

i am i am i am i am iam i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am eye yam

i am i am i am i am iam i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am eye yam  Confession Bear

these real confession bears are just post secret

these real confession bears are just post secret  Confession Bear

I really don't like where this meme is going.

I really don't like where this meme is going.  Confession Bear
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