Confession Bear

I only cook for my boyfriend So he gets too fat to leave me

I only cook for my boyfriend So he gets too fat to leave me  Confession Bear

I hate giving money to charity because they will never stop sending me junk mail

I hate giving money
to charity because they will never stop sending me junk mail  Confession Bear

I hate both Iron Man and R Downey Jr.

I hate both Iron Man and R Downey Jr.  Confession Bear

I would buy a Prius if I could afford one

I would buy a Prius if I could afford one  Confession Bear

i know skipping class is bad and i don't give a fuck

i know skipping class is bad and i don't give a fuck  Confession Bear

I reported an employee anonymously for no reason so more positions would be available.

I reported an employee anonymously for no reason so more positions would be available.  Confession Bear

I think girls swallowing is gross And I'm a guy

I think girls swallowing is gross And I'm a guy  Confession Bear

If I don't poop or see poop stains I don't change my boxers

If I don't poop or see poop stains I don't change my boxers  Confession Bear

Everyone is really excited for Arrested Developemet's return. I can't share that enthusiasm as I've worked on many episodes as an extra and already know how awesome it is but I'm a real Douche if I say "Actually, I was there."

Everyone is really excited for Arrested Developemet's return. I can't share that enthusiasm as I've worked on many episodes as an extra and already know how awesome it is but I'm a real Douche if I say

Fell for my best friend while helping him get over his worst break up. He ends up falling for a different girl. Dreamed about lighting his bed on fire with her in it, and didn't even feel bad when I woke up.

Fell for my best friend while helping him get over his worst break up. He ends up falling for a different girl. Dreamed about lighting his bed on fire with her in it, and didn't even feel bad when I woke up.  Confession Bear
Like us for More!