Confession Bear

I had never played or watched Pokémon And I had never understood any jokes about them

I had never played or watched Pokémon And I had never understood any jokes about them  Confession Bear

I turn up the fan/AC more than necessary to make my cat want to cuddle me for warmth

I turn up the fan/AC more than necessary to make my cat want to cuddle me for warmth  Confession Bear

I BOUGHT THE PERIWINKLE SHIRT EVEN THOUGH I WAS ORANGERED BECAUSE THEY HAVE A COOLER SLOGAN

I BOUGHT THE PERIWINKLE SHIRT EVEN THOUGH I WAS ORANGERED BECAUSE THEY HAVE A COOLER SLOGAN  Confession Bear

MY PARENTS WERE HAPPY TO HEAR I HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS NOT A PYCHOPATH. WE BROKE UP 3 WEEKS AGO AND I WONT TELL THEM. I RATHER SEE THEM HAPPY THAN TELL THE TRUTH.

MY PARENTS WERE HAPPY TO HEAR I HAD A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS NOT A PYCHOPATH. WE BROKE UP 3 WEEKS AGO AND I WONT TELL THEM. I RATHER SEE THEM HAPPY THAN TELL THE TRUTH.  Confession Bear

Whenever I shower at my sister's house I use his razor to shave my pubes

Whenever I shower at my sister's house I use his razor to shave my pubes  Confession Bear

I sometimes use a semen based cleaner at work Because it freaks people out

I sometimes use a semen based cleaner at work Because it freaks people out  Confession Bear

I automatically assume that if you're overweight then you are a unclean person who has poor hygiene

I automatically assume that if you're overweight then you are a unclean person who has poor hygiene   Confession Bear

When watching Breaking Bad I sometimes make fun of RJ Mitte's (Walter jr) speech impairment.

When watching Breaking Bad I sometimes make fun of RJ Mitte's (Walter jr) speech impairment.  Confession Bear

I am 5'6 and sometimes peeing in the drain is easiest because some urinals are so damn high I'd have to piss up

I am 5'6 and sometimes peeing in the drain is easiest because some urinals are so damn high I'd have to piss up  Confession Bear

Whenever I see an "In loving memory of" tattoo or decal, I laugh.

Whenever I see an
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