Confession Bear

When I hear of people who were murdered for infidelity, I don't feel bad because I think they kind of deserved it.

When I hear of people who were murdered for infidelity,  I don't feel bad because I think they kind of deserved it.   Confession Bear

I DON'T LIKE /R/ATHEISM

I DON'T LIKE /R/ATHEISM  Confession Bear

All of my friends think I'm very honest In reality I'm just so good at lying that none of them have ever caught me in one

All of my friends think I'm very honest In reality I'm just so good at lying that none of them have ever caught me in one  Confession Bear

If you think you can outrun me downhill because of my back legs you're gonna die

If you think you can outrun me downhill because of my back legs you're gonna die  Confession Bear

I hate it when my friends worry about me So instead of telling them about my liver disease I'm avoiding them

I hate it when my friends worry about me So instead of telling them about my liver disease I'm avoiding them  Confession Bear

I laugh when american redditors fail to see what the Boston bombings were about KARMA

I laugh when american redditors fail to see what the Boston bombings were about KARMA  Confession Bear

Colleges are offering me tons of scholarship money because I'm smart I actually just got good grades because I went to one of the lowest-ranking schools in the US

Colleges are offering me tons of scholarship money because I'm smart I actually just got good grades because I went to one of the lowest-ranking schools in the US  Confession Bear

Sometimes I get distracted By my own cleavage

Sometimes I get distracted By my own cleavage  Confession Bear

I honestly don't care about the Boston explosion.

I honestly don't care about the Boston explosion.  Confession Bear

I'm a grown man And can't sleep unless my closet doors are fully closed

I'm a grown man And can't sleep unless my closet doors are fully closed  Confession Bear
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