Confession Bear

I sharted in my work uniform

I sharted in my work uniform  Confession Bear

The only thing I dont like about the girl I am dating is her current boyfriend that I am causing her to cheat on

The only thing I dont like about the girl I am dating  is her current boyfriend that I am causing her to cheat on  Confession Bear

If I give you a compliment, its not because I'm hitting on you. Its because you look like you could use a smile.

If I give you a compliment, its not because I'm hitting on you. Its because you look like you could use a smile.  Confession Bear

Until 10 minutes ago I thought FTFY meant "for the fucking YES"

Until 10 minutes ago I thought FTFY meant

When I'm bringing home takeout, i eat half my meal in the car so my family doesn't see how much food i eat

When I'm bringing home takeout, i eat half my meal in the car so my family doesn't see how much food i eat  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I had an accident that gave me amnesia. So that I could have a clean slate & live a better life without the remorse of my past mistakes.

Sometimes I wish I had an accident that gave me amnesia. So that I could have a clean slate & live a better life without the remorse of my past mistakes.  Confession Bear

I drop fat peoples change on purpose because they are too fat to bend down and get the change

I drop fat peoples change on purpose because they are too fat to bend down and get the change   Confession Bear

I have with purpose avoided all female contact today cause I don't want to congratulate them on International Women's Day

I have with purpose avoided all female contact today cause I don't want to congratulate them on International Women's Day  Confession Bear

If you bitch about people remembering those they recently lost I hope no one comes to your funeral

If you bitch about people remembering those they recently lost I hope no one comes to your funeral  Confession Bear

I think I'm in love with a girl but I don't know what to do because I never had any experience with love previously.

I think I'm in love with a girl but I don't know what to do because I never had any experience with love previously.  Confession Bear
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