Confession Bear

if i have drunken sex at a party i KNOW I INITIATED BECAUSE I'M A SLUTTY DRUNK

if i have drunken sex at a party i KNOW I INITIATED BECAUSE I'M A SLUTTY DRUNK  Confession Bear

I look forward to getting my hair cut because the girl that cuts my hair is the only female that touches me all month.

I look forward to getting my hair cut because the girl that cuts my hair is the only female that touches me all month.  Confession Bear

If Gary Holt became the new Slayer guitarist, I wouldn't mind

If Gary Holt became the new Slayer guitarist, I wouldn't mind   Confession Bear

I actually pay for my songs because I like supporting the artists I listen to

I actually pay for my songs because I like supporting the artists I listen to  Confession Bear

I still pray before large family meals No one in my family knows i am an atheist

I still pray before large family meals No one in my family knows i am an atheist  Confession Bear

I USE MY PERIOD AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT A LOT OF FOOD

I USE MY PERIOD AS AN EXCUSE TO EAT A LOT OF FOOD  Confession Bear

I don't preach my atheism because I live in the bible belt and don't want to get fired or disowned.

I don't preach my atheism because I live in the bible belt and don't want to get fired or disowned.  Confession Bear

Saw a girl who bullied me in high school, while in a sex shop with my boyfriend Made sure to make awkward eye contact to show her I'm not as quiet and weird as she thought I was.

Saw a girl who bullied me in high school, while in a sex shop with my boyfriend Made sure to make awkward eye contact to show her I'm not as quiet and weird as she thought I was.  Confession Bear

I purposely let npc's die, so I can get renown for reviving them.

I purposely let npc's die, so I can get renown for reviving them.  Confession Bear

I drove drunk in college And killed someone

I drove drunk in college And killed someone  Confession Bear
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