Confession Bear

I go on WTF before dinner To work up an appetite

I go on WTF before dinner To work up an appetite  Confession Bear

I understand less than a quarter of the references you guys make

I understand less than a quarter  of the references you guys make  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES AT WORK I LOCK ONE DOOR AND WATCH PEOPLE BUMP INTO IT JUST SO I CAN LAUGH

SOMETIMES AT WORK I LOCK ONE DOOR AND WATCH PEOPLE BUMP INTO IT JUST SO I CAN LAUGH  Confession Bear

I think you're prettier With make-up on

I think you're prettier With make-up on   Confession Bear

WHEN A COUPLE ANNOUNCES THEY'RE HAVING A BABY I INSTANTLY PICTURE THEM DOING IT

WHEN A COUPLE ANNOUNCES THEY'RE HAVING A BABY I INSTANTLY PICTURE THEM DOING IT  Confession Bear

After I take a huge crap I look down in the toilet and feel I accomplished something.

After I take a huge crap I look down in the toilet and feel I accomplished something.  Confession Bear

Everytime there's snow on the road people start driving like Asians.

Everytime there's snow on the road people start driving like Asians.    Confession Bear

Anytime I see someone with a cracked smartphone screen I automatically think of them being clumsy

Anytime I see someone with a cracked smartphone screen I automatically think of them being clumsy  Confession Bear

I think that any boob is a good boob

I think that any boob is a good boob  Confession Bear

i hope aliens invade earth so all humans unite

i hope aliens invade earth so all humans unite  Confession Bear
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