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Last year I ejaculated on my bedroom floor and didn't bother to clean it up My sister came in my room to borrow my laptop and stepped in it.... SHES 8 YEARS OLD

Last year I ejaculated on my bedroom floor and didn't bother to clean it up My sister came in my room to borrow my laptop and stepped in it.... SHES 8 YEARS OLD Confession Bear
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I've spend hundreds of dollars on art That's still in the cylinder it was delivered in.

I've spend hundreds of dollars on art That's still in the cylinder it was delivered in. Confession Bear
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My boss threatened to fire me because I can't follow instructions In reality, I just can't understand her thick foreign accent

My boss threatened to fire me because I can't follow instructions In reality, I just can't understand her thick foreign accent Confession Bear
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I ONCE PUT MONEY INTO A HOMELESS MANS CUP IT WAS FULL OF COFFEE

I ONCE PUT MONEY INTO A HOMELESS MANS CUP IT WAS FULL OF COFFEE Confession Bear
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My friends think I'm poor because I serve food on paper plates I'm actually too lazy to wash dishes.

My friends think I'm poor because I serve food on paper plates I'm actually too lazy to wash dishes. Confession Bear
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I told all my friends i was attending a university after high school i am going to stop contacting my friends and actually attend a community college

I told all my friends i was attending a university after high school i am going to stop contacting my friends and actually attend a community college Confession Bear
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most mornings i just grab some gum instead of brushing my teeth

most mornings i just grab some gum instead of brushing my teeth Confession Bear
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I never make this face when i confess

I never make this face when i confess Confession Bear
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I never read death of a salesman back in junior year of highschool I just watched the movie because reading the play was too hard

I never read death of a salesman back in junior year of highschool I just watched the movie because reading the play was too hard Confession Bear
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I would sleep with someone I don't like just to eat Nutella.

I would sleep with someone I don't like just to eat Nutella. Confession Bear
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