Confession Bear

For the last two summers, I've been killing all the spiders in my back yard with a BBQ lighter I loved hunting those cunts and now I don't have to deal with them and their goddamn webs

For the last two summers, I've been killing all the spiders in my back yard with a BBQ lighter I loved hunting those cunts and now I don't have to deal with them and their goddamn webs  Confession Bear

I hate everyone close to me. But i don't say anything because i dont want to be alone.

I hate everyone close to me. But i don't say anything because i dont want to be alone.  Confession Bear

THE ONLY REASON I STAND MEXICANS IS BECAUSE OF TACOS

THE ONLY REASON I STAND MEXICANS IS BECAUSE OF TACOS  Confession Bear

I told my coworker I was buying a magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover for my mom to read about her diet I'm actually using it to jack off

I told my coworker I was buying a magazine with Kim Kardashian on the cover for my mom to read about her diet I'm actually using it to jack off  Confession Bear

I wish a woman would date me for my money It would be a lot less effort

I wish a woman would date me for my money It would be a lot less effort  Confession Bear

9GAG WAS MY GATEWAY DRUG BEFORE I LEARNED ABOUT REDDIT

9GAG WAS MY GATEWAY DRUG BEFORE I LEARNED ABOUT REDDIT  Confession Bear

I Drink bourbon neat in public but make myself white russians with cake flavored vodka at home

I Drink bourbon neat in public but make myself white russians with cake flavored vodka at home  Confession Bear

Whenever I get into a thread argument and say, "you're wrong, but I won't downvote you for it" I still actually downvote you for it.

Whenever I get into a thread argument and say,

Everytime I scratch MY BAlls I sniff my fingers

Everytime  I scratch MY BAlls I sniff my fingers  Confession Bear

I browse WTF Reddit to get random boners

I browse WTF Reddit to get random boners  Confession Bear
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