Confession Bear

I judge you everytime you let loose your stupid sneeze

I judge you everytime you let loose your stupid sneeze  Confession Bear

When I'm angry at the world I purposely pee on toilet seats To spread anger and frustration to others

When I'm angry at the world I purposely pee on toilet seats  To spread anger and frustration to others  Confession Bear

I NEVER CLICK ON CONFESSION BEAR LINKS THEY'RE Usually BORING AND DEVOID OF IRONY

I NEVER CLICK ON CONFESSION BEAR LINKS THEY'RE Usually BORING AND DEVOID OF IRONY  Confession Bear

If a parent is rude to me at the register I put the sugary stuff and toys in the same bag so their kid will be extra annoying later

If a parent is rude to me at the register I put the sugary stuff and toys in the same bag so their kid will be extra annoying later  Confession Bear

If the syllabus says wikipedia is not a source I assume my teacher is old and hates technology

If the syllabus says wikipedia is not a source I assume my teacher is old and hates technology  Confession Bear

I miss the taste of regs

 I miss the taste of regs  Confession Bear

I like Quentin Tarantino's movies But I think he's a douchebag in real life

I like Quentin Tarantino's movies But I think he's a douchebag in real life  Confession Bear

When I have a bad day I don't feed my fish so he'll have a crappy day too

When I have a bad day I don't feed my fish so he'll have a crappy day too  Confession Bear

I still don't know How four way stops work

I still don't know  How four way stops work  Confession Bear

I'm getting really tired of seeing all of these advice mallard memes.

I'm getting really tired of seeing all of these advice mallard memes.  Confession Bear
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