Confession Bear

Whenever I sit down on the subway I always close my eyes and pretend to sleep so that I don't have to give up my seat

Whenever I sit down on the subway I always close my eyes and pretend to sleep so that I don't have to give up my seat  Confession Bear

When I watch King of the Hill I understand Boomhauer

When I watch King of the Hill I understand Boomhauer  Confession Bear

I fall asleep While masturbating

I fall asleep While masturbating  Confession Bear

I don't regret stretching my ears Because I wasn't following a fad

I don't regret stretching my ears Because I wasn't following a fad  Confession Bear

Every time I see a Mit Romney add on YouTube I expect to hear the Bad Lip Reading guy's voice

Every time I see a Mit Romney add on YouTube I expect to hear the Bad Lip Reading guy's voice  Confession Bear

I've masturbated four times today Thinking about going for a 5th...

I've masturbated four times today Thinking about going for a 5th...  Confession Bear

I didn't think The "space jump" was that impressive

I didn't think The

I'm partial to the Huffington Post Because i think Arianna Huffington has the sexiest accent.

I'm partial to the Huffington Post Because i think Arianna Huffington has the sexiest accent.   Confession Bear

i don't like anything with pumpkin in it

i don't like anything with pumpkin in it  Confession Bear

I downvote small breasts And upvote large breasts in gonewild

I downvote small breasts And upvote large breasts in gonewild  Confession Bear
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