Confession Bear

I never know Which eye to look at

I never know Which eye to look at  Confession Bear

If you have a southern accent I automatically think you are less intelligent

If you have a southern accent I automatically think you are less intelligent   Confession Bear

I only learned who Snoo was Today

I only learned who Snoo was Today  Confession Bear

fast and furious 6 is a rancid movie. the only part i liked was watching red coats get their ass beat.

fast and furious 6 is a rancid movie.  the only part i liked was watching red coats get their ass beat.   Confession Bear

If my wife promises sexual favors during the day, & doesn't follow through at bedtime I beat off into her conditioner

If my wife promises sexual favors during the day, & doesn't follow through at bedtime I beat off into her conditioner  Confession Bear

Deep down we all knew the government was keeping tabs on us We just didn't want to believe it

Deep down we all knew the government was keeping tabs on us We just didn't want to believe it  Confession Bear

I say I'm going to clean the restrooms every morning at work instead, I lock the door and spend half an hour taking a dump.

I say I'm going to clean the restrooms every morning at work instead, I lock the door and spend half an hour taking a dump.  Confession Bear

I would pretend to be a fortune teller when I was younger I would read people's palms and tell them they were going to have a bright future with a big house and swimming pool. Then I would spit in there hand.

I would pretend to be a fortune teller when I was younger I would read people's palms and tell them they were going to have a bright future with a big house and swimming pool. Then I would spit in there hand.  Confession Bear

I'm kinda sad and disappointed That I missed the connect the hots video

I'm kinda sad and disappointed That I missed the connect the hots video  Confession Bear

My girlfriend's dog might get put down for attacking a child I hope he does so he'll stop playing third wheel when we're over her place

My girlfriend's dog might get put down for attacking a child I hope he does so he'll stop playing third wheel when we're over her place  Confession Bear
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