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I told my boss I was late for work because of heavy traffic I was actually late because I didn't have the heart to move my cats that were snuggled in on either side of me.

I told my boss I was late for work because of heavy traffic I was actually late because I didn't have the heart to move my cats that were snuggled in on either side of me. Confession Bear
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I never date anyone who keeps their cats indoors Because it's usually a sign that they're possessive and paranoid

I never date anyone who keeps their cats indoors Because it's usually a sign that they're possessive and paranoid Confession Bear
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I did something bad But look I had a good reason

I did something bad But look I had a good reason Confession Bear
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I told my wife I was out of town for work, but I didn't play video games I met up with a girl, had incredible sex all weekend, and started dating her

I told my wife I was out of town for work, but I didn't play video games I met up with a girl, had incredible sex all weekend, and started dating her Confession Bear
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When someone posts something that I don't like I downvote all of their recent posts and comments

When someone posts something that I don't like I downvote all of their recent posts and comments Confession Bear
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I faked smoking pot with my friends just to fit in and not lose them.

I faked smoking pot with my friends just to fit in and not lose them. Confession Bear
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Whenever I turn around, ninety-five percent of the time it's because I'm checking out the girl that just walked by me.

Whenever I turn around, ninety-five percent of the time it's because I'm checking out the girl that just walked by me. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I drink So I'll be hungover the next day and won't feel bad I have no plans.

Sometimes I drink So I'll be hungover the next day and won't feel bad I have no plans. Confession Bear
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I called in a noise complaint on my flatmates party Because i'm fucking sick of his partying, screaming, and him generally being obnoxious.

I called in a noise complaint on my flatmates party Because i'm fucking sick of his partying, screaming, and him generally being obnoxious. Confession Bear
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I blame fashion for shaving my arms I actually shave them to prevent myself from eating the hair

I blame fashion for shaving my arms I actually shave them to prevent myself from eating the hair Confession Bear
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