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I expend 10 hours a day in front of a computer just lurking reddit

I expend 10 hours a day in front of a computer just lurking reddit Confession Bear
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I live in a very religious neighborhood so I mow on Sundays to disrupt their Sabbath

I live in a very religious neighborhood so I mow on Sundays to disrupt their Sabbath Confession Bear
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I don't dislike white people because of their color But I'm ashamed of us anytime we are cheap enough to invite others into lazy, racist whine-fests.

I don't dislike white people because of their color But I'm ashamed of us anytime we are cheap enough to invite others into lazy, racist whine-fests. Confession Bear
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My husband's cousin was diagnosed with cancer She is such a bitch to me, I hope it kills her.

My husband's cousin was diagnosed with cancer She is such a bitch to me, I hope it kills her. Confession Bear
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I let the dogs out

I let the dogs out Confession Bear
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I am a vegetarian for fear of what goes into meat I don't wash fruit before I eat it.

I am a vegetarian for fear of what goes into meat I don't wash fruit before I eat it. Confession Bear
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I had sex for the first time today and I couldn't stay hard so I faked an orgasm

I had sex for the first time today and I couldn't stay hard so I faked an orgasm Confession Bear
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I actually like Jar Jar Binks

I actually like Jar Jar Binks Confession Bear
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I get a ton of compliments at work on my tie/shirt combos. My Grandma picks out all my cloths

I get a ton of compliments at work on my tie/shirt combos. My Grandma picks out all my cloths Confession Bear
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we have two young children and whenever they ask why they can't do things like sit on the table or have to brush teeth every day we tell them it is because of the republicans in the hope it builds a deep down dislike of them

we have two young children and whenever they ask why they can't do things like sit on the table or have to brush teeth every day we tell them it is because of the republicans in the hope it builds a deep down dislike of them Confession Bear
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