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I want my roommate to get mugged so she stops walking home in Chicago at 2am.

I want my roommate to get mugged so she stops walking home in Chicago at 2am. Confession Bear
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if you can't figure out an analog clock by the time you are 22 I automatically assume you have the reasoning and brain power of a toddler

if you can't figure out an analog clock by the time you are 22 I automatically assume you have the reasoning and brain power of a toddler Confession Bear
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i read drudge report every day

i read drudge report every day Confession Bear
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I act like I think being a dog person is better than being a cat person but the only reason I don't own a cat too is because I'm horribly allergic to them.

I act like I think being a dog person is better than being a cat person but the only reason I don't own a cat too is because I'm horribly allergic to them. Confession Bear
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I hate college I only go to class to keep up appearances for my parents until I can move out of the house

I hate college I only go to class to keep up appearances for my parents until I can move out of the house Confession Bear
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i find suddenly clarity clarence more useful and informitave than actual advice mallard

i find suddenly clarity clarence more useful and informitave than actual advice mallard Confession Bear
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I fucked my mother in the ass while fisting myself after murdering a cokehead and stuffing him in my trunk

I fucked my mother in the ass while fisting myself after murdering a cokehead and stuffing him in my trunk Confession Bear
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I'm glad that redditor murdered the woman abusing meth addict They're scum and do nothing but ruin other people around them

I'm glad that redditor murdered the woman abusing meth addict They're scum and do nothing but ruin other people around them Confession Bear
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If you are trying to get my attention from far away but don't have the decency to say excuse me or sir I will completely ignore you

If you are trying to get my attention from far away but don't have the decency to say excuse me or sir I will completely ignore you Confession Bear
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I wish I was Facebook friends with the kid from my high school who just died So I could read all of the emotional posts everyone is leaving on his wall.

I wish I was Facebook friends with the kid from my high school who just died So I could read all of the emotional posts everyone is leaving on his wall. Confession Bear
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