Confession Bear

I LIE to make Confession Bear memes for karma And I also make some CB memes that should be Philosoraptor memes

I LIE to make Confession Bear memes for karma And I also make some CB memes that should be Philosoraptor memes  Confession Bear

When I use the restroom and no one else is in it and there's a powered hand dryer I don't wash my hands but turn on the dryer so when I walk out, people hear it and think I washed because I'm lazy

When I use the restroom and no one else is in it and there's a powered hand dryer I don't wash my hands but turn on the dryer so when I walk out, people hear it and think I washed because  I'm lazy   Confession Bear

tl;dr: I'm an asshole

 tl;dr: I'm an asshole  Confession Bear

I have no sympathy for girls who claim that they were raped when they were drunk because they knew that they would be unable to make clear decisions when they got drunk

I have no sympathy for girls who claim that they were raped when they were drunk because they knew that they would be unable to make clear decisions when they got drunk  Confession Bear

I actually kind of like... Turkey Bacon

I actually kind of like... Turkey Bacon  Confession Bear

I steal strawberries from work and I am not ashamed

I steal strawberries
from work and I am not 
ashamed  Confession Bear

During March Madness I cheer for Duke

During March Madness I cheer for Duke  Confession Bear

Harlem residents need to stop being upset that their dance's name is part of an international dance craze Because the original dance is really making fun of crackheads and winos.

Harlem residents need  to stop being upset that their dance's name is part of an international dance craze Because the original dance is really making fun of crackheads and winos.  Confession Bear

When people ask me to do small, inconvenient favors I purposely forget, so that they think i'm unreliable and don't ask me for things in the future

When people ask me to do small, inconvenient favors I purposely forget, so that they think i'm unreliable and don't ask me for things in the future  Confession Bear

If you type XD I automaticallly assume you are an idiot

If you type XD I automaticallly assume you are an idiot  Confession Bear
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