Confession Bear

Lurker on Reddit since a year I thought DAE was slang for "they" the whole time

Lurker on Reddit since a year I thought DAE was slang for

If my phone autocorrects a word in a text message but makes it funnier I LEAVE IT

If my phone autocorrects a word in a text message but makes it funnier I LEAVE IT  Confession Bear

If I see you buying a lottery ticket I assume you're not very intelligent

If I see you buying a lottery ticket I assume you're not very intelligent  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I could hook my body up to life support machines And spend the rest of my life in a virtual reality

Sometimes I wish I could hook my body up to life support machines And spend the rest of my life in a virtual reality  Confession Bear

If You make a live meme I'll down vote it because I think they're distracting

If You make a live meme I'll down vote  it because I think they're distracting  Confession Bear

I lie to religious girls about my beliefs So that they will still hook up with me.

I lie to religious girls about my beliefs So that they will still hook up with me.  Confession Bear

I know there are exceptions but in general I think women make crummy teachers and bosses

I know there are exceptions but in general I think women make crummy teachers and bosses  Confession Bear

I have totally forgotten my show choir choreography

I have totally forgotten  my show choir choreography  Confession Bear

I haven't done as much I should to promote and support marriage equality Because I feels it's going to happen with or without my efforts.

I haven't done as much I should to promote and support marriage equality Because I feels it's going to happen with or without my efforts.  Confession Bear

i want north korea to try and attack the U.S. just so we can kick their asses

i want north korea to try and attack the U.S. just so we can kick their asses  Confession Bear
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