Confession Bear

I like my girlfriend's pussy more than I like her

I  like my girlfriend's pussy more than I like her  Confession Bear

If one of my facebook friends posts a witty status I google it first to see if they stole it from the internet

If one of my facebook friends posts a witty status  I google it first to see if they stole it from the internet  Confession Bear

I haven't laughed at r/funny in 2 years

I haven't laughed at r/funny in 2 years  Confession Bear

IF YOU USE THE WORD "SIR" I AUTOMATICALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE A KARMA WHORE

IF YOU USE THE WORD

I tell my wife I have severe diarrhea So I can read in peace in the bathroom

I tell my wife I have severe diarrhea  So I can read in peace in the bathroom  Confession Bear

a girl that has sideburns? if you grow them out you're actually pretty cute

a girl that has sideburns? if you grow them out you're actually pretty cute  Confession Bear

I don't care about the minimum wage Because I make a well above average salary.

I don't care about the minimum wage Because I make a well above average salary.   Confession Bear

i committed a trivial passive-aggressive act to see if anyone would notice me

i committed a trivial passive-aggressive act to see if anyone would notice me  Confession Bear

I blast offensive music when I'm driving through rich neighborhoods

I blast offensive music when I'm driving through rich neighborhoods  Confession Bear

Just agreed to resign the year long lease with my 5 roomates I hate them all

Just agreed to resign the  year long lease with my 5 roomates I hate them all  Confession Bear
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