Confession Bear

As a lifeguard, I judge everyone who enters the pool based solely on race

As a lifeguard, I judge everyone who enters the pool based solely on race  Confession Bear

I feel bad turning someone down for a second date so I accept and sabotage the date so they won't want a third.

I feel bad turning someone down for a second date so I accept and sabotage the date so they won't want a third.  Confession Bear

I act like I contribute to Reddit But really this is my first post ever

I act like I contribute to Reddit But really this is my first post ever   Confession Bear

When my mom really pisses me off, I add a scoop of powdered magnesium to her morning smoothie and act shocked the next day when she has unexplained diarrhea

When my mom really pisses me off, I add a scoop of powdered magnesium to her morning smoothie and act shocked the next day when she has unexplained diarrhea  Confession Bear

Found a dead cockroach in the oven after cooking my pizza Ate the pizza anyways because im bulking

Found a dead cockroach in the oven after cooking my pizza Ate the pizza anyways because im bulking  Confession Bear

I assume all Confession Bears are racist.

I assume all Confession Bears are racist.  Confession Bear

I pour cheap vodka into bottles of Grey Goose And bring it out for my guests

I pour cheap vodka into bottles of Grey Goose And bring it out for my guests  Confession Bear

I can't wait for my grandpa to die because his old ways of thinking will die with him.

I can't wait for my grandpa to die  because his old ways of thinking will die with him.   Confession Bear

I think that the confession bear Is quite funny

I think that the confession bear Is quite funny   Confession Bear

If your confession ends with "I automatically assume you're an asshole" I automatically assume you're an asshole

If your confession ends with
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