Confession Bear

I believe in the first amendment but those fuckers from Westboro Baptist Church should shut up

I believe in the first amendment but those fuckers from Westboro Baptist Church should shut up  Confession Bear

I watch stand up comedy shows Because it feels like someone's talking to me.

I watch stand up comedy shows Because it feels like someone's talking to me.  Confession Bear

Every time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I hope that I see them get into a wreck, only to laugh at their stupidity.

Every time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I hope that I see them get into a wreck, only to laugh at their stupidity.  Confession Bear

I got dumped I'm not upset because my dad bought me ice cream and alcohol to "cheer me up" even though I was fine.

I got dumped I'm not upset because my dad bought me ice cream and alcohol to

my friend was going to read to me homestuck i faked having appendicitis to get out of it

my friend was going to read to me homestuck i faked having appendicitis to get out of it  Confession Bear

I find people on r/atheism More annoying than most Christians

I find people on r/atheism More annoying than most Christians  Confession Bear

before my family's dog was potty trained I peed on my sisters floor and blamed it on the dog

before my  family's dog was potty trained I peed on my sisters floor and blamed it on the dog  Confession Bear

Took the kids to the pool today... You probably want to throw in an extra chlorine tablet tonight.

Took the kids to the pool today... You probably want to throw in an extra chlorine tablet tonight.  Confession Bear

I think all of you posting about the marathon bombing for attention are full of shit

I think all of you posting about the marathon bombing for attention are full of shit  Confession Bear

Ever since having a kidney stone a year ago, sometimes I just sit down to pee because it's easier

Ever since having a kidney stone a year ago, sometimes I just sit down to pee because it's easier  Confession Bear
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