Confession Bear

My partner turned me down for sex last night.. so I waited till she slept, and reduced my chances of prostate cancer

My partner turned me down for sex last night.. so I waited till she slept, and reduced my chances of prostate cancer  Confession Bear

I saw your post about how you go to the gym and keep yourself in shape. Still Not Attractive

I saw your post about how you go to the gym and keep yourself in shape. Still Not Attractive  Confession Bear

When a girl is religious it is a huge turnoff to me

When a girl is religious it is a huge turnoff to me  Confession Bear

Every time our boss brings in a new batch of community trail mix I pick out all the M&M's and blame it on the fat guy in our office

Every time our boss brings in a new batch of community trail mix I pick out all the M&M's and blame it on the fat guy in our office  Confession Bear

If your confessions are of your thoughts and not of your actions Then I automatically assume that you are a karma whore

If your confessions are of your thoughts and not of your actions Then I automatically assume that you are a karma whore  Confession Bear

I USED TO LIKE THIS MEME UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED USING IT TO EXPRESS THEIR OWN OPINIONS

I USED TO LIKE THIS MEME UNTIL PEOPLE STARTED USING IT TO EXPRESS THEIR OWN OPINIONS  Confession Bear

When I miss the upvote button I usally end up downvoting out of frustration

When I miss the upvote button I usally end up  downvoting out of frustration  Confession Bear

I'm a sophomore in college and still don't know how to properly use a semicolon

I'm a sophomore in college  and still don't know how to properly use a semicolon    Confession Bear

If you say "cake day" anywhere in the title of your post, I will automatically downvote it.

If you say

I stole my parents painkillers And blamed it on my heroin addicted brother

I stole my parents painkillers And blamed it on my heroin addicted brother  Confession Bear
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