Confession Bear

Whenever I see a celebrity trending on Twitter My first assumption is that they died

Whenever I see a celebrity trending on Twitter My first assumption is that they died  Confession Bear

I get my girlfriend extra warm at night so she has to take her pyjamas off before getting in bed

I get my girlfriend extra warm at night so she has to take her pyjamas off before getting in bed  Confession Bear

If you watch childrens beauty pageants I automatically assume you're a diddler

If you watch childrens beauty pageants I automatically assume you're a diddler  Confession Bear

I slept with my best friend's mom Got her pregnant and is the reason she divorced.

I slept with my best friend's mom Got her pregnant and is the reason she divorced.  Confession Bear

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.  Confession Bear

I make excuses not to go to birthday parties Because I'm too cheap to buy people presents

I make excuses not to go to birthday parties Because I'm too cheap to buy people presents   Confession Bear

I break a sweat. Playing Guild Wars.

I break a sweat. Playing Guild Wars.  Confession Bear

I browse reddit in public hoping someone will post a picture of me on reddit

I browse reddit in public hoping someone will post a picture of me on reddit  Confession Bear

When I was younger I judged all books by their covers

When I was younger I judged all books by their covers  Confession Bear

I Still fucking hate this bear

 I Still fucking hate this bear  Confession Bear
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