Confession Bear

If stealing a car were as easy as stealing a movie I'd do it in a heartbeat

If stealing a car were as easy as stealing a movie I'd do it in a heartbeat  Confession Bear

My first kiss, a girl named Lucky, got hit by a truck at the age of six and died. I laughed, at the irony, when I first found out.

My first kiss, a girl named Lucky, got hit by a truck at the age of six and died. I laughed, at the irony, when I first found out.  Confession Bear

I'm worried I'm an OAG But my bF says it's okay because I'm hot

I'm worried I'm an OAG  But my bF says it's okay because I'm hot  Confession Bear

I'm already ashamed of my future self for breaking the new years resolutions That i'm about make

I'm already ashamed of my future self for breaking the new years resolutions  That i'm about make  Confession Bear

I think everyone's actually cocky about their skills but arrogance doesn't get karma

I think everyone's actually cocky about their skills but arrogance doesn't get karma   Confession Bear

I care about getting imaginary points So I am going to exploit my cakeday

I care about getting imaginary points So I am going to exploit my cakeday  Confession Bear

I enjoy having my boss tell me what to do Because she is hot

I enjoy having my boss tell me what to do  Because she is hot  Confession Bear

I tell everyone that I wash my dick in the sink, resulting in a blowjob from my girlfriend... My dick can't reach the sink.

I tell everyone that I wash my dick in the sink, resulting in a blowjob from my girlfriend... My dick can't reach the sink.  Confession Bear

I assume people who hate bronies are also racist and homophobic Because they so easily hate something they don't relate to

I assume people who hate bronies are also racist and homophobic Because they so easily hate something they don't relate to  Confession Bear

I ENJOY THE TASTE OF ORANGE JUICE AFTER I'VE BRUSHED MY TEETH

I ENJOY THE TASTE OF ORANGE JUICE  AFTER I'VE BRUSHED MY TEETH  Confession Bear
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