Confession Bear

I was playing Monopoly with my 4 year-old cousin And I stole $5,000 when her back was turned

I was playing Monopoly with my 4 year-old cousin And I stole $5,000 when her back was turned  Confession Bear

I don't like cats

 I don't like cats  Confession Bear

I've declined hooking up with my boyfriend Because I didn't want to ruin my makeup.

I've declined hooking up with my boyfriend Because I didn't want to ruin my makeup.  Confession Bear

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks that retards paintings are retarded

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks that retards paintings are retarded  Confession Bear

I shave my ass crack in the shower with my sister's leg razor

I shave my ass crack in the shower with my sister's leg razor  Confession Bear

i actually really enjoy recieving upvotes

i actually really enjoy recieving upvotes  Confession Bear

If you wear sunglasses inside, I automatically think you cannot be taken seriously and are a massive douchebag.

If you wear sunglasses inside, I automatically think you cannot be taken seriously and are a massive douchebag.  Confession Bear

I whispered my coworker's name from a third-floor window He thought it was his recently deceased mother and started crying

I whispered my coworker's name from a third-floor window He thought it was his recently deceased mother and started crying  Confession Bear

Whenever I travel to the states i count the number of fat people i see

Whenever I travel to the states i count the number of fat people i see  Confession Bear

i ate all the chocolate ones

i ate all the chocolate ones  Confession Bear
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