Confession Bear

I Set us up the bomb

I Set us up the bomb  Confession Bear

I'm an engineering major but my dream job is to sell cars

I'm an engineering major but my dream job is to sell cars  Confession Bear

I miss Harlem shake videos

 I miss Harlem shake videos  Confession Bear

I filled my backpack with bacon at a breakfast buffet. I feel horrible... from all the bacon.

I filled my backpack with bacon at a breakfast buffet. I feel horrible...      from all the bacon.  Confession Bear

i thought that advice animals was advice on how to take care of animals

i thought that advice animals was advice on how to take care of animals  Confession Bear

I feel that You shouldn't have sex Until you are able to support a child

I feel that You shouldn't have sex Until you are able to support a child  Confession Bear

I have to friend zone a girl I really like Because I won't be able to be there for her

I have to friend zone a girl I really like Because I won't be able to be there for her  Confession Bear

I think prostitution should be legal

I think prostitution should be legal  Confession Bear

When I see that it's someone's cakeday I upvote them without even looking at what they posted

When I see that it's someone's cakeday I upvote them without even looking at what they posted  Confession Bear

For our anniversary I wrote a series of romantic haiku for my wife. She loved them. I actually plagiarized them from a romantic poetry web site.

For our anniversary I wrote a series of romantic haiku for my wife. She loved them. I actually plagiarized them from a romantic poetry web site.   Confession Bear
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