Confession Bear

I was kind of glad that "Buckwild" star died Now maybe MTVs viewers will learn to not be so tragically stupid

I was kind of glad that

My EX committed suicide But I have to pretend it doesn't affect me so that my current girlfriend doesn't get upset

My EX committed suicide  But I have to pretend it doesn't affect me so that my current girlfriend doesn't get upset  Confession Bear

I bite my fingernails because i'm too scared to cut them too short and bleed everywhere

I bite my fingernails because i'm too scared to cut them too short and bleed everywhere  Confession Bear

I've been in denial about Pujols being traded so bad It actually surprised me when I saw an Angels replay with him

I've been in denial about Pujols being traded so bad It actually surprised me when I saw an Angels replay with him  Confession Bear

I don't like bacon and I never knew there was a right or wrong way to hang toilet paper.

I don't like bacon and I never knew there was a right or wrong way to hang toilet paper.  Confession Bear

It kind of makes me sad to see people hate Duke Nukem: Forever so much I actually kind of liked it for the £10 I paid.

It kind of makes me sad to see people hate Duke Nukem: Forever so much I actually kind of liked it for the £10 I paid.  Confession Bear

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.  Confession Bear

I love the smell of my own balls

I love the smell  of my own balls  Confession Bear

If four women wanna rape me finally had a dream come true

If four women wanna rape me finally had a dream come true    Confession Bear

Girl i like chose another guy over me secretly hopes their relationship crashes and burns

Girl i like chose another guy over me secretly hopes their relationship crashes and burns  Confession Bear
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