Confession Bear

sometimes after I pee I run the water for a few seconds so people think I'm washing my hands

sometimes after I pee  I run the water for a few seconds so people think I'm washing my hands  Confession Bear

I was sitting here browsing reddit I trusted a fart and lost.

I was sitting here browsing reddit I trusted a fart and lost.  Confession Bear

If you have more than 100 likes on most of your statuses I automatically assume you're a whore and block you so i dont make a mistake of trying to hit on you in the future

If you have more than 100 likes on most of your statuses I automatically assume you're a whore and block you so i dont make a mistake of trying to hit on you in the future  Confession Bear

I really don't give a fuck about ass or tits All i want in a girl is a pretty face

I really don't give a fuck about ass or tits All i want in a girl is a pretty face  Confession Bear

My dad said he was leaving my mom, but didn't and I'm disappointed

My dad said he was leaving my mom, but didn't and I'm disappointed  Confession Bear

I work as a caddie at a top US Golf Club I don't understand how people can play golf and find golf to be uninteresting and I lie to players about how much I play for better tips

I work as a caddie at 
a top US Golf Club I don't understand how people can play golf and find golf to be uninteresting and I lie to players about how much I play for better tips  Confession Bear

I had my first sexual experience with a very cute girl Days earlier I wondered if I'd be OnE oF tHoSe GuYs who dates a sex doll

I had my first sexual experience with a very cute girl Days earlier I wondered if I'd be OnE oF tHoSe GuYs who dates a sex doll  Confession Bear

I'm 26 years old and still afraid I'm going to get kidnapped when left alone in the car's passenger seat

I'm 26 years old and still afraid I'm going to get kidnapped when left alone in the car's passenger seat   Confession Bear

I dreamt I got a bunch of karma on a random comment and I was upset when I realized it didn't happen

I dreamt I got a bunch of karma on a random comment and I was upset when I realized it didn't happen  Confession Bear

I find the people on /r/amiugly more attractive than those on /r/amisexy

I find the people on /r/amiugly more attractive than those on /r/amisexy  Confession Bear
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