Confession Bear

I THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN NAME TATTOOED ON YOU.

I THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN NAME TATTOOED ON YOU.    Confession Bear

I'm jealous of my friends OCD Because their houses are always cleaner than mine

I'm jealous of my friends OCD Because their houses are always cleaner than mine  Confession Bear

A Pizza Place once shorted me ten dollars then refused to count their register and never payed it back to me I "warned" the major offices near them about this through an anonymous fax, they just went bankrupt

A Pizza Place once shorted me ten dollars then refused to count their register and never payed it back to me  I

I like to find people who have unsuccessful cakeday posts and constantly click up then down vote just to torture them

I like to find people who have unsuccessful cakeday posts and constantly click up then down vote just to torture them  Confession Bear

For our anniversary I wrote a series of romantic haiku for my wife. She loved them. I actually plagiarized them from a romantic poetry web site.

For our anniversary I wrote a series of romantic haiku for my wife. She loved them. I actually plagiarized them from a romantic poetry web site.   Confession Bear

When my roommate isn't home I pee in the kitchen sink

When my roommate isn't home I pee in the kitchen sink  Confession Bear

my dad told me if i was good in school i could get an gameboy advanced. I was really bad and said i was anyway.

my dad told me if i was good in school i could get an gameboy advanced. I was really bad and said i was anyway.  Confession Bear

I look up reviews of movies after i see them just to make sure the critics agreed with me

I look up reviews of movies after i see them  just to make sure the critics agreed with me  Confession Bear

I feel like i get my money's worth when i make a woman bleed during sex.

I feel like i get my money's worth when i make a woman bleed during sex.  Confession Bear

For a long time I thought I sexually abused my cousin because after I was sexually abused I tried to make sense of it by asking her to kick me in my vagina

For a long time I thought I sexually abused my cousin  because after I was sexually abused I tried to make sense of it by asking her to kick me in my vagina  Confession Bear
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