Confession Bear

I go to my local music store and browse their selection thoroughly... so I can find good albums to pirate.

I go to my local music store and browse their selection thoroughly... so I can find good albums to pirate.  Confession Bear

I Set us up the bomb

I Set us up the bomb  Confession Bear

I'm an engineering major but my dream job is to sell cars

I'm an engineering major but my dream job is to sell cars  Confession Bear

I miss Harlem shake videos

 I miss Harlem shake videos  Confession Bear

I filled my backpack with bacon at a breakfast buffet. I feel horrible... from all the bacon.

I filled my backpack with bacon at a breakfast buffet. I feel horrible...      from all the bacon.  Confession Bear

99% of the time I talk to girls on Tinder I'm at work, taking a big shit

99% of the time I talk to girls on Tinder I'm at work, taking a big shit  Confession Bear

I refused my psychiatrist's recommendation for antidepressants because I don't want to stop doing ecstasy

I refused my psychiatrist's recommendation for antidepressants because I don't want to stop doing ecstasy  Confession Bear

I pretend to be terrible at giving massages That way my girlfriend never asks me for one

I pretend to be terrible at giving massages That way my girlfriend never asks me for one  Confession Bear

I'M GLAD THAT MANY AMERICANS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO JOIN THE MILITARY THAT WAY I CAN'T GET DRAFTED

I'M GLAD THAT MANY AMERICANS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO JOIN THE MILITARY THAT WAY I CAN'T GET DRAFTED  Confession Bear

we once put liquid paper on a bee and it died

we once put liquid paper on a bee and it died  Confession Bear
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