Confession Bear

I tell false secrets about myself to people So I know who can be trusted

I tell false secrets about myself to people So I know who can be trusted  Confession Bear

I really like the smell Of my own poop

I really like the smell Of my own poop  Confession Bear

The only reason I don't have sex with hookers... is because I can't afford the attractive ones...

The only reason I don't have sex with hookers... is because I can't afford the attractive ones...  Confession Bear

I like to piss on the toilet paper in public restrooms It doesn't get any better for the fake potted plants in there either.

I like to piss on the toilet paper in public restrooms It doesn't get any better for the fake potted plants in there either.  Confession Bear

I would rather get four upvotes for battlestar galactica OC than 5,000 for circlejerk

I would rather get four upvotes for battlestar galactica OC than 5,000 for circlejerk  Confession Bear

I lose a lot of respect for people when I find out that they do drugs.

I lose a lot of respect for people when I find out that they do drugs.  Confession Bear

When people use memes in real life I automatically start to hate them

When people use memes in real life I automatically start to hate them  Confession Bear

I used to sleep with my mom so I could touch her Vagina When I was 11

I used to sleep with my mom so I could touch her Vagina When I was 11  Confession Bear

I pretend to be a girl online So I can feel wanted

I pretend to be a girl online So I can feel wanted  Confession Bear

Friend applied for a military job that required a security clearance Told the interviewer that he has a problem with authority

Friend applied for a military job that required a security clearance Told the interviewer that he has a problem with authority  Confession Bear
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