Confession Bear

Whenever my posts get immediately downvoted I downvote as much of r/new as I can

Whenever my posts get immediately downvoted I downvote as much of r/new as I can  Confession Bear

Sometimes, I pretend to forget a person's name So they would think they're insignificant to me

Sometimes, I pretend to forget a person's name So they would think they're insignificant to me  Confession Bear

I want reddit karma more than I want my friends and family's birthday wishes

I want reddit karma more than I want my friends and family's birthday wishes  Confession Bear

I thought no scope was nose scope

I thought no scope was nose scope   Confession Bear

I like spiders more than cats

I like spiders more than cats  Confession Bear

When I knew someone was paying with cash for their pizza I applied a coupon they didn't know about, and asked for the original grand total

When I knew someone was paying with cash for their pizza I applied a coupon they didn't know about, and asked for the original grand total  Confession Bear

Reddit is destroying my attention span

Reddit  is destroying my attention span  Confession Bear

GOOGLY EYES AREN'T THAT FUNNY

GOOGLY EYES  AREN'T THAT FUNNY  Confession Bear

I close my eyes during the slow motion, hi-definition replays of football injuries

I close my eyes during the slow motion, hi-definition replays of football injuries  Confession Bear

I like Aunt Jemima Better than real maple syrp

I like Aunt Jemima  Better than real maple syrp  Confession Bear
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