Confession Bear

I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die

I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die  Confession Bear

I think people are over reacting to the Boston bombing

 I think people are over reacting to the Boston bombing  Confession Bear

My friend got his car keyed I keyed it again just to see what it felt like

My friend got his car keyed  I keyed it again just to see what it felt like  Confession Bear

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

 I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.  Confession Bear

My wife and I signed up for the Tough Mudder together to help strengthen our relationship. Looked at other women in tight pants all day.

My wife and I signed up for the Tough Mudder together to help strengthen our relationship. Looked at other women in tight pants all day.  Confession Bear

I don't think soldiers returning from abroad are heroes I think they're stupid for joining the army, have it coming if they're killed in service and I despise the way the common masses praise armed personnel for 'serving their country'

I don't think soldiers returning from abroad are heroes I think they're stupid for joining the army, have it coming if they're killed in service and I despise the way the common masses praise armed personnel for 'serving their country'  Confession Bear

I umpire little league games and strike out all the black kids

I umpire little league games and strike out all the black kids  Confession Bear

People think I'm very religious because I always bow and rest my head on my folded hands praying But i'm really just sleeping

People think I'm very religious because I always bow and rest my head on my folded hands praying But i'm really just sleeping  Confession Bear

I once watched a girl crash her moped And didn't help her because she was wearing crocs

I once watched a girl crash her moped And didn't help her because she was wearing crocs  Confession Bear

I THINK THAT IF YOU START THIS MEME WITH 'I THINK' THEN IT'S A FUCKING OPINION AND NOT A CONFESSION

I THINK THAT IF YOU START THIS MEME WITH 'I THINK' THEN IT'S A FUCKING OPINION AND NOT A CONFESSION   Confession Bear
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