Confession Bear

I consume weed and not alcohol when I drive Because its harder to detect if I get pulled over

I consume weed and not alcohol when I drive Because its harder to detect if I get pulled over  Confession Bear

I know we're better off without each other But I wish my ex was hurting as much as I am after this breakup

I know we're better off without each other But I wish my ex was hurting as much as I am after this breakup  Confession Bear

I get my roommate high because I know he won't go to class...

I get my roommate high because I know he won't go to class...  Confession Bear

I can't use eye drops anymore Because in elementary school kids would hold me down and take turns spitting in my eyes

I can't use eye drops anymore Because in elementary school kids would hold me down and take turns spitting in my eyes  Confession Bear

I'M FUCKING DRUNK AT THIS VERY MOMENT

I'M FUCKING DRUNK AT THIS VERY MOMENT  Confession Bear

I know of more Reddit celebrities than I do of actual celebrities

I know of more Reddit celebrities than I do of actual celebrities  Confession Bear

Girlfriend thinks I have a stomach problem because it always takes so long for me to poop It's actually because I'm always browsing Reddit on my phone

Girlfriend thinks I have a stomach problem because it always takes so long for me to poop It's actually because I'm always browsing Reddit on my phone  Confession Bear

If you use a bold title for a news article on Reddit I just assume you're sensationalizing it

If you use a bold title for a news article on Reddit I just assume you're sensationalizing it  Confession Bear

I walk around my college with headphones in without any music playing so i can pretend to not hear people I don't like

I walk around my college with headphones in without any music playing so i can pretend to not hear people I don't like  Confession Bear

Taught a 2 yr old that 6 upside down is 9 Now he wont stop turning all his numbers upside down.

Taught a 2 yr old that 6 upside down is 9 Now he wont stop turning all his numbers upside down.  Confession Bear
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