Confession Bear

I downvote sobriety chip posts because I feel that people who never abuse drugs or alcohol should be praised more

I downvote sobriety chip posts because I feel that people who never abuse drugs or alcohol should be praised more  Confession Bear

If I notice the gf takes a shizer I lick it all the wiser No butthole

If I notice the gf takes a shizer I lick it all the wiser
No butthole  Confession Bear

I hope he dumps you and absolutely destroys your heart

I hope he dumps you and absolutely destroys your heart  Confession Bear

When I watch a foreign language film with subtitles I get upset if the volume is too low and I can't hear what they are saying

When I watch a foreign language film with subtitles I get upset if the volume is too low and I can't hear what they are saying  Confession Bear

If you're a woman with a hyphenated last name I automatically think you're a bitch

If you're a woman with a hyphenated last name I automatically think you're a bitch  Confession Bear

I'm a dood, and I sit when I pee at home But I lift the seat up after I pee when I'm at my friends house to make it look like i pee standing up

I'm a dood, and I sit when I pee at home But I lift the seat up after I pee when I'm at my friends house to make it look like i pee standing up  Confession Bear

I am not offended by the Westboro Baptist Church Because of their views, I don't see them as human

I am not offended by the Westboro Baptist Church Because of their views, I don't see them as human  Confession Bear

I find it unattractive when girls wear Jordans

I find it unattractive when girls wear Jordans  Confession Bear

My flair for /r/Ameristralia is the Australian flag But I'm an American, who's never even been to Australia

My flair for /r/Ameristralia is the Australian flag But I'm an American, who's never even been to Australia  Confession Bear

When people chew with their mouth open I contemplate methods of strangling them

When people chew with their mouth open I contemplate methods of strangling them  Confession Bear
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