Confession Bear

If you name your kid after yourself I automatically assume you're an asshole

If you name your kid after yourself I automatically assume you're an asshole  Confession Bear

I don't invite people over Because it reminds me how lonely I am

I don't invite people over Because it reminds me how lonely I am  Confession Bear

My computer teacher gave my entire class 100s because we all came to class when she was absent We all only stayed to play counter-strike source

My computer teacher gave my entire class 100s because we all came to class when she was absent We all only stayed to play counter-strike source  Confession Bear

I make up quotes and repost on r/atheism Because it is an easy way to get karma.

I make up quotes and repost on r/atheism Because it is an easy way to get karma.  Confession Bear

I FART IN ELEVATORS FOR FUN

I FART IN ELEVATORS FOR FUN  Confession Bear

I don't like Bill Murray

I don't like Bill Murray  Confession Bear

I like it when rich people suffer

I like it when rich people suffer  Confession Bear

I have to pretend like I'm poor to my family To get them to stop asking me for help

I have to pretend like I'm poor to my family To get them to stop asking me for help  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish pregnant women would miscarry So they would shut the fuck up about being pregnant

Sometimes I wish pregnant women would miscarry So they would shut the fuck up about being pregnant  Confession Bear

I wish I was bisexual So I could get laid twice as much

I wish I was bisexual So I could get laid twice as much  Confession Bear
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